More Pick Up Lines...

Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

How was heaven when you left it?

I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

I have only three months to live. ..

I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south.

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

I'm sorry, were you talking to me? (No.) Well then, please start.

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.

Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.

So there you are! I've been looking all over for YOU, the man/woman of my dreams!

Stand still so I can pick you up!

Was you father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on Earth!

What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?

[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!